YAP Break

Posted: July 26, 2008 in Uncategorized

Right now I am sitting here in front of a computer with nothing in particular to do.

Then I read this email which I just received & I just decided to post it over here.

I have always enjoyed receiving & reading emails–I still do, but I have been doing it for too long a time now & so I no longer usually post or forward emails that I have received.

For one thing I now have no recollection of what email I have already received & what email I have sent & who gave what to whom & who I forwarded what from whom…. That’s right, it’s that complicated sometimes.

But anyway, just because I have been emailing for the longest time, I guess too long, for I am probably among the very first people in Metro Manila who went online. You are right, I am that old too.

Anyway here it is, enjoy a welcome break from YAPping. It is in Tagalog, so whoever wants to translate, please do so for our international audience, thanks.

Pitong katotohanan sa mundo:

1st, Lahat ng nakikita mo ay hindi iyo.

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2nd, Hindi mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo.

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3rd, hindi lahat ng ngipin ay abot ng dila mo.

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4th, Susubukan ng mga curious ang pangatlo.

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5th, ang pangatlo ay mali …

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6th, Mapapangiti ka kasi ginawa mo yung 4th.

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7th, Ipapasa mo sa iba para makaganti ka! hahaha!..

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Comments
  1. tranquil says:

    Hahaha! Here it is in English:

    7 Truths in the World

    1st, all that you see is not yours.
    2nd, you cannot count your hair.
    3rd, not all teeth can be reached by your tongue.
    4th, the curious will try the 3rd (truth).
    5th, the third (truth) is wrong.
    6th, you will smile because you did the 3rd (truth).
    7th, you will forward this to others to get even! Hahaha!

  2. Len says:

    ha ha tama ka ginawa ko yung fourth at gagawin ko ang seventh yes, ****** lang ang walang ganti!!!

    huh?! akala ko ba walang censors dito?!

  3. Len says:

    sowri, third pala not fourth

  4. Japs says:

    Thanks tranquil.

    oo talagang ****** lang ang walang ganti, Angel-ene.
    meron censors dito, pero walang suspensions, TDs at walang reporters 😉

  5. debbie says:

    buwahaha!!!!

  6. Bopols Talaga ! says:

    I like the lightness of this post. Feels good that a ceasefire seems to be in effect.

    This post reminds me of the wonderful forwards we get from PC. They always lighten my day, and serve to remind me that we should not take everything in life too seriously. Hehehe.

  7. Japs says:

    😉

  8. Papa Chuck says:

    Here’s one you some of you have seen. The frightening thing is that “they are out there”

    There are some knuckle heads out there!

    Darwin Awards

    Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us.

    Here are the glorious winners:

    1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

    And now, the honourable mentions:

    2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men
    to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.

    3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

    4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

    5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

    6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

    7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the
    window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

    8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
    police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, ‘Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.’

    9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5am, flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

    10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that
    it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

    *** Remember… They walk among us!!! ***

  9. Papa Chuck says:

    This case happened in the Colombo General hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients

    always died in the same bed and on all Sunday mornings at 11a.m, regardless
    of their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.

    No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

    So a hospital-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to

    investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m.

    all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible

    phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects

    to ward off evil, even Pirith chanting had begun……..Then the clock struck 11…

    and then……

    then…..

    then……..

    Mahinda, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, Unplugged the life support system

    & plugged in the vacuum cleaner………….

  10. Japs says:

    ->Papa Chuck

    That’s why Bopols is saying that you have those wonderful forwards.
    These are just what most us needed. Thanks. And thanks to debbie & Bopols for their comments.

  11. maej says:

    lol…

    that was nice papa chuck and very helpful too… the ironies of life sad to say, are not really ironic. do i make sense? maybe not much but i liked your posts. can i copy them? i’ll put it in my mail and send it to friends… i won’t do anything unless you agree…thanks!!!

    take care all,
    maej

  12. sheer♥black says:

    haha! kainis! i just received a text message like that last year. i was fooled and this time i was fooled again. haha! i never learn.

  13. Papa Chuck says:

    Of course you can Maej, once posted here it virtually becomes public property. I am glad you enjoyed.
    Actually I get many of these type of emails weekly. If you or anyone else wants me to include them in a mailing list send me your email address.
    Guaranteed no YAP issues just pure clean (sometimes not so clean)fun
    Sorry for fooling ya Sheerblack

  14. Japs says:

    ->to sheer black ;-p

  15. maej says:

    how nice papa chuck…

    thank you

  16. lennie says:

    Your ngipin truths reminded me of the BODY FACTS sent by a friend.

    l. It takes your food 7 seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
    2. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
    3. The average man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.
    4. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
    5. There are about 3 trillion bacteria on each your feet.
    6. Women blink 2x as often as men.
    7. The average person’s skin weighs 2x as much as the brain.
    8. Your boday uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
    9. If saliva cannot dissolve something, then you cannot taste it.
    10. Women reading this will be finished by now.
    11. Men who read this are probably STILL busy checking their thumbs.

  17. lennie says:

    oops, no 8. must read: Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself ….

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